Okay... when you need to put on "readers" to take a "selfie" it's time to stop taking selfies! I'm not a big selfie picture-taker in the first place. I'm just no good at it. However, now that I am hard at work attempting to utilize the social media outlets to its utmost potential, I find myself taking the "selfie."
I've only needed glasses to see close, but lately, I'm squinting to read the subtitles on those foreign films from Netflix. It's time... time to decide to bi-focalize or go the route of the contacts! I'm a baby when it comes to inserting things where only exits occur. That's right, I'm a "big, baby Maven." I'm so afraid of inserting those little plastic cups onto my eyeballs, I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it. I know, I know, millions of people do it and have done it for years. But not me. This is all new for me.
Wish me well, 'cause I'm going to Lens Crafters this week to experiment. My next selfie may be of a blue-eyed maven. If I can manage to become the contact-wearer I'm hoping to be, I might as well go for a new color! (I'm a green-eyed girl) Then again, you might just find me wearing a thick-rimmed frame with a line in the middle of the glass because I'm just a ... you know... big, baby Maven. (Maven - replacement for Middle-aged woman).
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